Well, look who came crawling back. No, don’t take a seat. Mainly because I don’t think you deserve it, but also that chair is actually an embarrassing memory of high school, made manifest by your broken mind. I wouldn’t want you to subjugate yourself to that eternally damning moment. At least, not until I’m done … Continue reading ‘At Least Our Town Isn’t Being Consumed by Wildfires’ (Guest Article by the Mayor of Silent Hill)