Another PAX East is behind us and with it came a bunch of cool video games on display. Or at least that’s what we’ve been told. None of us could actually afford to go. Between travel and hotel rates, it was either go to PAX or be able to afford eggs. Luckily for us we have some money bags friends who don’t need to take out a loan to afford a carton of eggs and they were able to go to PAX. So we had those rich pricks tell us about all the cool games we missed out on because we’re poor and now we’ll tell you about them. We don’t have much to say since we didn’t see these games ourselves but neither did you so just thank us for bringing these to your attention. The best thanks by the way is to subscribe to our Patreon so we can afford to go to PAX next year. And afford eggs.

Kiln

We’re still not sure what kind of game this is even after having several people who played it explain it to us. But they said it was fun so we’ll take their word for it because Xbox really needs a win.

Valor Mortis

Everytime people start getting sick of soulslikes, one comes out that shakes up the genre. First it was by letting you play as Timothy Chalamet and now it’s by making one in first person. 

GNAW

What is a gaming showcase without an indie 2d metroidvania? We rolled our eyes a bit when our friends started describing this but once they said you play as a cool red dinosaur we knew it had to go on our wishlist.

Aether & Iron

“It’s a bit like Disco Elysium.” Say no more fam.

Jigrift

As soon as we were told that you play as a frog we were sold and ended the conversation right then and there.