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  September 2, 2026

  Gamer Discovers Wet Spot in Bed Following Titanfall 3 Dream

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  September 1, 2026

  An Impossible Choice? Stardew Valley’s 1.7 Update Locks Sandy Romance Behind JojaMart Route

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  August 31, 2026

  Baby Mario Dies of SIDS

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  August 27, 2026

  Ganondorf Renames Lake Hylia to Lake Gerudo

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  August 27, 2026

  GTA VI Delayed Again to Scrub Pro-Union Subtext from Game’s Narrative

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  August 26, 2026

  GTA 6 Cops’ Testicles Will Shrink and Expand Depending on Which Neighborhood They Patrol

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  August 25, 2026

  We Interrupt This Daydream to Serve You a Cease and Desist for Unlicensed Mental Use of Mario

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  August 21, 2026

  Ecco Exposed as One of Those Rapist Cannibal Dolphins

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  August 20, 2026

  Waluigi Admits to Dickmaxxing

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  August 19, 2026

  EA Clarifies “Roblox-Like” ‘Sims 4’ Marketplace Hasn’t Attracted as Many Pedophiles as They Would Like

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  August 18, 2026

  Opinion: The Greatest Roguelike of All? Life Itself

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  August 15, 2026

  Leon S. Kennedy Dispatched to Taylor Farms

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