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  October 19, 2026

  Erika Kirk’s Vacuum Breaks, Freeing Charlie Kirk’s Ghost

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  October 16, 2026

  Anime Character Makes Fatal Mistake of Being First to Explain Powers

  Peter Ferrarese

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  October 13, 2026

  Inkling Boy Gets Job at HP

  Brett Skalicky

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  October 12, 2026

  Anime Convention Ruined by Presence of Anime Fans

  Nick Coffman

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  October 9, 2026

  Oblivion NPC Overdoses on Skooma

  Amity Gilmour

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  October 8, 2026

  Nationwide General Strike Set for Whenever GTA VI Comes Out

  Nick Coffman

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  October 7, 2026

  Eight Hobbits Arrested for Public Intoxication Outside The Shire’s 7/Elevensies

  Garrison DeSieno

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  October 6, 2026

  Local Animal Shelter Implements Gatcha Style Adoption

  Amity Gilmour

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  October 5, 2026

  No One at This Potluck Is Trying the Loathsome Dung Eater’s Gumbo

  Brian Wishart

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  October 1, 2026

  Gary Jules Arrested for ‘Mad World’ Cover

  Nick Coffman

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  September 30, 2026

  Evil Game Genie’s Cheats All Have Ironic Consequences

  R. Anthony Mahan

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  September 29, 2026

  Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught ‘Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1’

  Garrison DeSieno