FREMONT, Calif — With nothing to farm views on after the release and relative success of Mixtape and nothing with prominent women, people of color, or gender identities catching on in the usual hate traps, reactionary gamer Garey Kurp has lazily decided to make his entire identity and channel focused on how disrespectful and unrealistic it is that James Bond has an accent in the upcoming 007: First Light videogame.

“James Bond is as American as apple pie, the statue of Liberty, and Takis new bbq flavor, the fact that these SJW DEI CUCKS gave him some bullshit accent just to attract females away from my basement and into the arms of another AI DESIGNED figure infuriates me like nothing has since seeing a trans person smiling last week!” the frothing, red-faced creator exclaimed during his most recent livestream of the Tomb Raider collection.

Kurp was adamant that the new game is disrespectful to the historic franchise.

“It’s always been a proud Christmas tradition to watch those old movies where he slaps around women, smokes, and teaches those commies what real values look like, this theft of our culture, the culture of our fathers and our grandfathers, has got to stop right here, and I’m going to be the one to stop it!” The furious gamer continued to his audience of 16 people and 10,246 bots, all sending the same emotes to the chat at the same time.

Kurp’s family tried to explain his erratic behaviour.

“Garey’s been going through a bit of a rough patch ever since his father and I divorced,” his long-suffering mother Stacy opined, “I mean yes, he’s 37 and we got divorced five years ago, but it still hit him pretty hard…despite the fact that his father was never really around, I think he was a … stabilizing presence for him,” she added absentmindedly, “Him or the nanny or the personal trainer, I dunno…he tends to just latch onto whoever’s immediately in front of him, and lately that’s just whatever Tiktok serves up.

At press time, Kurp’s plans for a 24-hour “American Bond First” stream were scrapped after he switched focus to being furious over a female character in a game he’d never heard of being dressed for utility instead of sex appeal.