WESTON, FLORIDA โ€“ Billy Mitchell was seen butt chugging an entire bottle of his โ€œRickeyโ€™sโ€ brand hot sauce in front of a crowd of confused and upset onlookers.

Mitchell, known for his role in the King of Kong documentary and being the worldโ€™s greatest video game player, said the publicity stunt was a way to demonstrate the many uses for Rickeyโ€™s hot sauce.

โ€œPeople have asked me for years, โ€˜Mr. Mitchell, how are you so good at video games?โ€™” Today I am finally revealing the answer,โ€ He said to the thin crowd gathered at the local VFW hall where the event was being held, which dwindled to half a dozen spectators after most realized the VFWโ€™s fish fry had been moved to the following evening. โ€œThe answer is simple: I suck 147ccs of the worldโ€™s finest hot sauce up my asshole before each and every competition. When you want to be the best at something it requires sacrifice. Whether it be family, friends, or the inevitable geyser of bloody napalm that shoots out of my asshole. Itโ€™s all about making sacrifices.โ€

 A spokesperson for Twin Galaxies, the popular video game records board, told GG Tribune the hot sauce butt chugging does not violate any of their rules.

โ€œWhat Billy is doing is no different than a player figuring out a new technique in a video game that the competition hasnโ€™t discovered yet,โ€ The spokesperson said. โ€œIf Billy wants to ingest 5oz of hot sauce up his ass thatโ€™s his business. As far as Twin Galaxies is concerned, itโ€™s a total non-issue. Also, Billy has never cheated at a video game and his sexual prowess is unequaled.โ€

After butt chugging the bottle of hot sauce Mitchell addressed the crowd once more, the bottle still clenched between his cheeks.

โ€œThere you have it ladies and gentlemen!โ€ Mitchell said to the small group of horrified onlookers. โ€œNow I only have a brief time before my ass erupts like Mt. Vesuvius, and I cover all of you in liquid shit nearly as hot as the volcanic ash that killed Pompeii.โ€

At press time Billy Mitchellโ€™s screams could be heard coming from the menโ€™s room at the VFW hall where the event was being held.



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