SILENT HILL – Local nurse, Franny Thibbs, who’s been haunting the halls of Brookhaven Hospital for 20 years, was recently released from her duties after the hospital discovered her active OnlyFans page. Thibbs confirmed her termination to the Tribune in a phone conversation earlier today.

“Tormenting perverts doesn’t go as far as it used to in this economy,” Thibbs said as the town’s siren rang, indicating someone with trauma had entered the town. “You used to be able to support a family. Hell, I bought a house and put two kids through college by exclusively haunting James Sunderland back in the day.”

It’s not for a lack of work. Thibbs states that Brookhaven Hospital has been busier than ever. She’s reportedly pulled multiple doubles a week over the last few years, while her pay from the hospital has grown stagnant.

“You can’t throw a rock in this town these days without hitting someone who’s suffering from something deeply traumatic. That’s millennials for you,” Thibbs said as two more sirens wailed on in the background. “Yet, with all that extra work, I saw no raise or pay increase. Instead, all that money lined the pockets of the pointy-head fucks that run the place. I’m not too mad though. I am making a month’s salary in a day on OnlyFans, and all I have to do is gyrate on camera for a few seconds.”

Since firing Thibbs, Brookhaven Hospital leadership has parted ways with six additional nurses who followed in Thibb’s footsteps to help them make ends meet. Red Pyramid Thing held a press conference to address the recent string of firings.

“….,” the pyramid-headgear-wearing figure said, before pulling out a giant blade and slicing members of the press in half. He then grabbed another press member and separated their skin from their body with one tug of the sternum. “…..”

At press time Thibbs broke into the million dollar club with her “Foot Reveal” video.