LOS ANGELES – With the release of Avengers: Doomsday right around the corner, area jock and MCU fan, Todd Henderson, is outsourcing his MCU homework to prepare for the big release. Henderson confirmed as much, while giving out wedgies between class periods.
“I don’t know where Mr. Russo and his brother get off just giving out homework like that,” Henderson said before stealing the lunch money from some poor sap in a Superman shirt. “I got to get ready for the big game. I don’t have time to watch all these movies and TV shows. I heard a rumor that they don’t even write their lesson plans. Stacy Brinkley told me they totally wing it. If they’re not going to do the work, why should I?”

Henderson shared the terms of the deal he made with his classmate for completing his lengthy list of MCU homework.

“I told the dork that I’d stop making fun of his stupid DC movies,” Henderson said, flexing in his Spider-Man shirt. “But really, once he gives me the synopsis I want for all 15 MCU assignments I’m just going to give him an atomic wedgie and tell him Lanterns sucks.”
Terry Wells, resident DC fan and easy target, has had it with the bullies and is putting his foot down.

“Yeah, I told Todd I would do his MCU homework, but if he thinks he’s getting any synopses, he’s got another thing coming,” Wells said, before asking if we checked out Lanterns yet. “Bullies only bully because they’re missing attention from somewhere else. It’s obvious to me that Todd doesn’t feel like Kevin Feige or the Russos are giving him enough time or love. I feel bad for him. James Gunn loves me. I know it. He tells me every day. Next time I see Todd, instead of giving him the synopses, I’m going to give him a big hug and tell him it’s okay. That’ll get him off my back. Maybe we’ll even watch Lanterns together.”

At press time, Wells was last spotted suspended from a bathroom stall door by his Green Lantern underwear.