MAYBROOK, Pa. — Residents are in shock today after discovering that every all of their PlayStation discs mysteriously disappeared. After some searching, security footage revealed that they all rolled out of owner’s homes at 2:17 in the morning, going in the same direction.

“It was really weird. I had the oddest dream last night of a decrepit baby doll just staring at me in a white room,” PlayStation owner Josh Graff told local reporters. “It just kept staring intensely and there were some flashes of a guy named Kevin Butler. I woke up and just went ‘what the fuck’ and then I noticed all my PlayStation discs were gone.”

While it’s not clear what caused the physical games to all simultaneously roll away at exactly 2:17 AM, authorities have determined pinpointed their likely destination.

“Based on all the security footage we’ve seen. Each and every physical PlayStation game in this town got out of it’s case and rolled away in the early hours of the morning in the same direction,” Stated Maybrook police officer Alden Morgan during a press conference. “They are all going westwards. According to our triangulations it appears they’re headed for San Mateo, California. God knows why. Our best guess. This is a publicity stunt to finally announce a Bloodborne remaster.”

Maybrook is the not the only place experiencing this strange phenomenon as PlayStation owners around the globe have all come forward, sharing that their discs also rolled away at 2:17 AM.

“Thank god I mostly play on PC but every PlayStation exclusive I had is gone. All three of them,” wrote Oregon based PlayStation blogger Austin James. “Every one I know who had PlayStation discs had the same thing happen. All our games our gone and we all had the same strange dream about a Japanese guy and white guy passing a PlayStation case back and forth before it got all distorted, some weird baby showed up and a Dutch guy just started laughing maniacally. Now worst of all, we all have a Horizon game installed on our PlayStation’s that none of us put there.”

At press time, traumatized PlayStation owners around the world are reportedly consoling themselves by checking out the latest Steam sale.