ST. LOUIS — Local woman Jane Pugh has had to take drastic measures in a last ditch effort to get her boyfriend, gamer Nicholas Coffman, to properly satisfy her in bed. Pugh admitted that she has taken to painting her clitoris yellow in the hopes this would lead Coffman to finally locating it.

“I’ve done everything I can up to this point,” Pugh admitted in a now viral Reddit post. “I’ve shown him diagrams, I manually guided him down there but nothing has worked. He just cannot find my clit. It’s been awful because he’s always finished in about two minutes and I haven’t had a real orgasm since we started dating. This was my hail mary. I painted my clit yellow and he found it right away. He was drawn to it like a moth to a flame. The only thing is, after I showered he couldn’t find it anymore so I guess this is my life now.” 

Thousands of women replied to Pugh’s post expressing their solidarity with her plight and amazement that yellow paint worked for them as well.

“OMG I feel you girl. I’ve been having the same problem with my boyfriend,” wrote user ChokeMeLangdon. “Absolutely nothing worked. I was on the verge of just accepting I would never have an orgasm. I tried the yellow paint trick myself and it worked like a charm. He found it immediately. In fact he went there right away and just stayed there. 

Sexual therapist Dr. Tiffany Jackson has seen this occurrence many times before.

“The common denominator amongst all these men is they are gamers. Now it’s well known that no man is able to find the clitoris but most can get there when guided by their partner. Gamers however are unable to do this. This is because they are physically unable to find anything without yellow paint telling them exactly where. It’s an evolutionary trait. Gamers have evolved differently than the rest of the human race, they simply do not have the ability to navigate without the help of yellow paint. It’s actually better for them because without this need for yellow paint nothing would have gotten gamers to find the clitoris. Nothing.”

At press time, Pugh has lamented that though Coffman can always find the clit now, he still is unable to interact with it properly.